Milagre gorduroso

"Pan-tastic ... Jesus couldn't save Toby's bacon, but possibly saved his life."

"DOZY Toby Elles cheated death in a pan fire as he tried to fry bacon - then found the face of JESUS burned in the cooking fat." Daqui.

Parecer: Peça-se uma indemnização à igreja afim de suportar as despesas com a frigideira e com o bacon.